Since there should be equality
In everything we do
I made a list of certain things
A long time over due
The diaper thong would be a hit,
With grandmas everywhere.
Or high heeled water flippers,
They’re the latest in beachwear.
But still there’s one we overlook
Might be the Holy Grail
Since everyone can go to war,
Make landmines marked in Brail.
We dare to make life reasonable,
For everyone today
But someone needs to draw the line.
At Spencers’ Bunghole spray
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By the way this is what happens when you sleep all day, get up at 6:30 pm and watch Monk on Netflicks for two hours and then take a last minute trip to....... Walmart... God I hate that place. Anyway. I could not get my jive and Mojo flowing in the hour and a half I gave myself to write this. It was like a train wreck you couldn't stop watching as I try to edit it. Plus it was 38 minutes late.
Hell, there were nuns, and cowboys, john denver references that just would not cooperate.
Holy $hit Forgewright! Has blotter acid become popular again in your neck of the woods? I am quite sure after reading this that Jim Morrison has not died. He has just taken up writing and resides in Ohio. Being a morning person, my funnybone is at it's most vulnerable in the am. Dude I just snorted coffee through my nose................................
BTW I love Walmart. I think what I miss most about WI is that living out in East Overbalogney WI gave my wife an appreciation for a store that wasn't named Nordstroms...............
@Killerelite A good friend of mine for the past 35 years was an acquaintance of Jim Morrison.... I mean acid most of his life. He made a wonderful audience for my humor.
@tlhopkinson My hatred of Walmart is more political. It is good for people to be able to buy at lower prices but they have too much power politically. They get what they want through strong arming and manipulation.
Thanks for giving a brother some props guys. The homemade Jim Beam Lemonade frosties I neglected to mention may have had a thing or two to do with the subject matter. Lemonade will slush up quite nice in the freezer if you take it out every 20 minutes and shake it up. Then pour in 2 or 3 shots of thickened JB that has been in the freezer for a month or two into a glass of Slushy Lemonade. The cherry Popsicle stick I added is optional.
I really don't know about the acid crew reading your work Forge. I thought perhaps you were really Jim Morrison having a quickie flash............ I can attest to your humor and AM coffee. This morning was the first time I've ever done the coffee through the nose. I can tell you that the human nasal cavity rejects it like Beyonce being invited a Viagra test clinic. That was the beginning of a way whack day for me. Spewing hot joe out my nose after reading your Wallyworld poem. That one made my guts hurt. My wife damn near called the guys in the short bus with white jacket that has the fold behind arms and all the really cool buckles..........................
High heeled water flippers! I'm way stealing this one brother. That $hit's a train wreck.............................
Sorry been done....
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