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the green sports car thumb blisters
November 19, 2014
11:29 pm
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I got four wheels and

a hundred thousand balls of fiberglass yarn

then knit a corvette all night to the early morn

out the front I left 50 thousand ends

I tied 50 thousand pieces of cheese to each then

invited a mouse and 49 thousand

nine hundred ninety nine of his friends

dairy powered

mouse driven with

a cheese grater on the dash

zero emissions still

a bit hard on the cash and

the steering tends

to drift with the wind

November 21, 2014
9:22 pm
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How the hell do you come up with this stuff! (channeling @Killerelite tonight). Seriously, a corvette made from yarn? Cheese and mice? I'm continuously baffled by your neverending creativity. Thank you, thank you. You make me smile :). Every. Time.

Wine is bottled poetry. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
November 22, 2014
12:00 am
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@tlhopkinson 

 

half of a corvette

was sitting on a trailer

it's torn tarp and wind

 

my darlin' knits with knots, quilts sews

wool ... I would have enough to knit an aircraft .

 

thank you

November 22, 2014
2:18 pm
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No, thank you! Charming response. She's a lucky girl :).

Wine is bottled poetry. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
November 23, 2014
1:57 pm
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No emissions? What about mouse farts....

I am a man with one distinguishing manner. I view life as a nonstop roll by circus. Whatever my senses signal to my brain, it is received as humor.

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