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Had It Not Had Been So Cold
December 7, 2011
11:45 pm
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Had it not had been so cold as it was
I'd have gone out to smoke.
But since it was cold,
as I was cold.
I passed.

Had I not have had a headache
I would have smoked some more
But since I did, and it was 
so cold, I decided
I'd pass.

December 8, 2011
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People always tell me that smoking will kill me. And I always say," Not fast enough!!!" That shuts'em up......

I am a man with one distinguishing manner. I view life as a nonstop roll by circus. Whatever my senses signal to my brain, it is received as humor.
December 8, 2011
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They say that regular smoking will cut three years off your life and daily laughter will add three, I figure if I do both I end up right where I should be

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December 8, 2011
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Lol, I love this thread! Where I live it is getting cold, winter is upon us and as I debate whether or not to brave the frigid temps I came across this, too funny. 

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December 8, 2011
10:26 pm
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Also cold in the northwoods of Wisconsin

National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway. ~Tim May
December 8, 2011
11:48 pm
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Some of us missed the point of this artful work!

December 10, 2011
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I feel like I missed something now but was the point deeper than the cold, like Sinistersayings was making excuses not to smoke when she could have been making excuse to smoke? 

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December 10, 2011
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I believe the point is whatever we take from it, it might not be the same point as the writers but it is our own version of the truth.

National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway. ~Tim May
December 10, 2011
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Heck it could be 20 degrees below 0 and id be puffin. the author obviously is still able to decide wether to smoke or not, depending on conditions. Old hackers like myself not longer have a choice. Give'em another 6 months. lol 

I am a man with one distinguishing manner. I view life as a nonstop roll by circus. Whatever my senses signal to my brain, it is received as humor.

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