Walk in my shoes. Just don’t spend my money while you’re there.
Catch & cook the illegal immigrants. Set up more food pantries & help the hungry.
If I piss you off, will you leave me alone?
My Father put his foot in my ass when I acted like your kid.
Women let men think we run things, then cut us off to make the necessary changes.
An ivy league education makes me as smart as my retriever.
My Dad gave me a choice of punishments one time. Gosh I hate soap!
My opinion is often kept to myself. Mainly to keep from having to kick your ass.
I learned after six months of marriage why my Mother never raised her voice, yet my Father always seemed to do what she said.
Okay government, since we disagree on just about everything. I’m all done paying taxes. You pay for all the deadbeats & freeloaders you advocate without me. Deal?
Lefty, righty, democrat, republican. What happened to “One nation under God, indivisible”?
My education had just begun with the birth of my Son. He was patient & taught me how to be a good father.
My son reflected to my wife when he was young, "If I were Daddy's size, you wouldn't punish me"! My wife's reply, "Honey if you were Daddy's size it would just be much more embarrassing for you".
You didn't matter the last time I cared
As a person you are food for many species of animals
If I had more time I could really get on your nerves
If I'm not pissing you off enough by speaking English, do you Sprechen sie deutsch?
Words. Can you really eat em? And what do they taste like?
Filet Mignon coming out? Cheeseburger coming back in? That how it works? Tomorrow I must REALLY try to piss more people off............ I did not meet my quota today and I now feel ................... unfulfilled, barren, empty and in the mood to throw back a few........ Not related but an afterthought. Why do people in PA flock to the store pre-snow and buy up all the bread, toilet tissue and milk? Hell if I'm stuck in the house for a couple hours I'm thinkin beer and bourbon......
To be continued!
I don't think anyone in Utah does anything when it snows... other than drive badly. As for what my words taste like? Well, according to my quote... poetry is wine, so I guess if it comes back at me, it's my own fault for not speaking poetically, and it probably tastes like my feet after a run and before a shower :).
Yuk............. being hungover, I could've done without that aromatic explanation this am. Princess if a plane falls on me and causes my untimely death seconds from now, your sockfooey is the last thought I take to my grave?
I'm still here and the headache is gone.............. Lol, I needn't tell you that my wishes were for an airplane to drop and take the misery away yesterday AM........... As I'm sure you know that feeling.
I love that sentence words taste better going out than coming in, what a fab phrase
should work on something with that statement.
And killerrite your liver is now starting to concern me ha ha
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You gotta love @tlhopkinson ....... She's a pip with words. That is a catchy phrase..... better without the thought of words coming in tasting like her her sweaty feet! And thanks for the concern for my liver @craigb12 . However I've ignored my liver for years ............... My reasoning is that I'll completely stop consuming alcohol either A) When my lips are sewn shut B) When they stop making it C) When I drop dead
Knowing that when I depart this planet my liver will get a well deserved break...........
Bier bitte mein guter Mann!
Whistling when you're alone and afraid makes you feel better but won't keep you from being attacked. Save your breath and buy a Glock.
Does being judgmental make you a judge?
We the people.............. Those of us that know the rest of the words and still believe in them will shoot your a$$ if you try and hurt us or our families.
My wife has me on a forced literary diet. She makes me eat my words.
Right to remain silent = Keep your mouth shut and we'll beat a confession out of you.
First amendment right= Making your confession after your beating.
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