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Oh, The Righteous Indignation-Month of June Poems-The 7th (PG-13) I think.....
June 7, 2013
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Oh the righteous indignation!

Were we frogs or God’s creation?

Swimming, hopping, running, jumping

All from different species humping

 

Amniotic scaly skin

Where did human life begin?

Fins then wings then legs then what?

I dropped the tail above my butt.

 

Maybe travelers threw a seed?

Passing earth, they stopped and pee’d.

History hid the answers well,

If you’re wrong, you’ll burn in Hell.

 

All the creatures here on Earth,

Got here though some kind of birth.

We’re not happy though, it seems,

We start our life with kicks and screams.

 

Ask the wise man on the hill.

You’ll get no answers, even still.

When we die we finally know.

Do we stay or do we go?

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I am a man with one distinguishing manner. I view life as a nonstop roll by circus. Whatever my senses signal to my brain, it is received as humor.
June 7, 2013
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Do I stay or do I go nooooowwww.... Made me laugh out loud... Day 7 and you're going strong!

Wine is bottled poetry. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
June 7, 2013
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Was in the mood for some cheesy humor. Took all of 15 minutes to write.

I am a man with one distinguishing manner. I view life as a nonstop roll by circus. Whatever my senses signal to my brain, it is received as humor.
June 8, 2013
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This had a humorous feel but was still very deep.

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June 8, 2013
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Hey @Forgewright, I'm not going to even bother to comment on the poem just now but rather ask that you teach me how to piss on someone's leg and get them to enjoy it...........................Or maybe how to give someone a good slap in the jib and make them think they had it coming so they apologize to you for having to straighten them out..........................Seems you have that ability with the humor you invoke.

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June 11, 2013
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I have to marvel at the fact that you somehow managed to make a serious and much-debated topic like this so incredibly humorous and funny.... Yep, definitely brought a smile to my face.

I'm breaking constantly, continuously and always, it's just that nobody sees it - but I'm fine with that, as long as there's something to fix me, too. ~ Me

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