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Weird Science-Month of June Poems-The 10th
June 11, 2013
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Butterflies love to land on flowers

We all know it is true

If I had taste buds in my feet (they do!)

I’d stand on flowers too

 

An elephant remembers

Everything he sees

It’s also true he cannot jump

But yet he has four knees (The only mammal that does)

 

And now a fact about Pluto

It’s what it hasn’t done

Since back when we discovered it

Not once around the sun

 

The U.S. has never lost a war

In which we used the mule

You’d think that some smart president

Would make their use a rule

 

I’ll name three lettered body parts

Eye, ear, leg, toe, and hip

That’s five, but there are eight

 The other three are gum and jaw and lip

 

Since I’m on the subject

Something else I’d like to tell

 Every single one of us spent

  An hour as a single cell (ok Half an hour,but it wouldn't fit)

 

Did you know the kids who made Google actually miss spelled Googol as in googolplex?

If you put a googolplex of zeros behind a one there would not be enough room in the universe to write the number down.

 

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I am a man with one distinguishing manner. I view life as a nonstop roll by circus. Whatever my senses signal to my brain, it is received as humor.
June 11, 2013
11:34 pm
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There @Killerelite , let's not leave out the wife. Some science poemage.

I am a man with one distinguishing manner. I view life as a nonstop roll by circus. Whatever my senses signal to my brain, it is received as humor.
June 13, 2013
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This would make a great children's book! I love it!

Wine is bottled poetry. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
June 17, 2013
10:39 am
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Wow that was really fun and interesting! :) I agree-children everywhere would love this.

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June 17, 2013
12:15 pm
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It is easy for me to know if a piece would go over with kids. If I like it..... Bingo

I am a man with one distinguishing manner. I view life as a nonstop roll by circus. Whatever my senses signal to my brain, it is received as humor.

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