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Can I get a do over at fifty?
November 24, 2014
9:13 pm
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If the whole cadblam world stood up and cried for fuckin do over would it happen? Could it ever? I mean people make mistakes right? And just like when we’re seven and things don’t go right during a game of whatever someone cries “Do over!” And presto! Shit gets solved just like that. I mean some grumbling aside things get settled and the game goes on..........
Okay I want mine......... “ DO OVER!” I made a major faux pas at work last week that has bitten me squarely on the ass and I’ll have to hear about the entirety of an upcoming trip. Problem is I don’t wanna....... And I cannot get out of going. I just don’t know how to apply for my do over now that I’m fifty...... I got really hammered at the pub the other night to erase last week and that didn’t even help....... And just like a storm cloud that shit rode right up my ass via an email and I wanted to rip my fukkin eyes out after I read it........ Office politics bites the big bologna...... I mean I could easily take the perpetrator of my troubles out into the bottom level of our parking garage where it’s nice and private and just rip his lungs out....... But......... Though I know it would make me feel awesome, someone would miss the little shitbird...............
The fact that I’m whining about it here helps 0 also......... So whoever hands do over’s out to adults just hand mine over and we’re all set............ K, I’m waitin.......... Ain’t gonna happen is it? I mean Imma hang by my doodads on this one huh do over guy? Okay then I’ll bitch....... LOUDLY! Just like Fred Flinstone when he’s pissed....................... Sonsabitchinsnifflewhimpinassramminlittleshitbirdpinkshirtwearinskirtwearincantstandupforyourselfpussyinabagwimp! Imma make your life hell...... I ain’t gettin my damn do over and you won’t shut the fuk up so fasten your seatbelt prick Da Killa’s gonna pimp ya!
Semper Fi

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Those individuals who deem themselves perfect barely scratch an elbow in their fall from grace. Wm Steele
November 25, 2014
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Hooray!,the master returns witha explosion of words ha ha,i too have tryed to eradicate stuff with alcohol but hence the problem seams worst in morning good to have the wizard back too his school of Hogwarts

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Killerelite
November 25, 2014
9:34 am
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"school of Hogwarts." ............... That............... is funny mate. I would much rather have returned to write or even read poetry. Bitching just seemed to fit my mood........... I have off the next couple of days and plan on trying to spend some time reading on here....... I'm no stranger to a banging head dealt by an over abundance of bourbon in my system.......... Usually makes me hate life just enough to forget everything else....... Did not work in this case.

How's life in Jolly Old England mate? Hope things are well............

BTW.......... What's a Hogwart? Sounds cool as hell........... Enlighten me and I shall spread the benediction of the word amongst those around me that deserve a good verbal caning........

Semper Fi

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Those individuals who deem themselves perfect barely scratch an elbow in their fall from grace. Wm Steele
November 25, 2014
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the clue to Hogwarts was wizard ha ha,its the school in harry potter, and has your the master of rants i feel it fitting that we are your students ha ha, yeah gone very cold here,but were not has bad has u guys who are experiencing some chronic weather at the min, in sure we shall adopt some of the same over the next few weeks,i too shall now visit more has finished with school productions, not sure what im going to write about has the old grey matter is knackerd at min ha ha ,hows the car coming along ?

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Killerelite
November 25, 2014
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laughps really good to have u back

November 25, 2014
7:17 pm
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I don't know how "back" I am........... But a school named Hogwarts is way cool.......... I teach long range shooting so instructing people on how to bitch like Killerelite should be a piece of cake.......

Lesson #1  Don't let things that piss you off build up. Get it off your chest immediately. Doesn't matter if Granny is present just let out a rant like you're trying to end the world. Granny will get over her trauma and you'll feel like a million bucks............ The louder and more physically threatening you make yourself, the better the results you will achieve......... So sound off like you got a set (even if you're a chick)................ Oorah!

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Those individuals who deem themselves perfect barely scratch an elbow in their fall from grace. Wm Steele
November 25, 2014
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Ahhh yes, office politics. Truthfully, I'm able to steer clear of it for the most part, usually due to my Patty Perfect status :). 

Disclaimer* If it's perfect, it's close enough.

Wine is bottled poetry. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson

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